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The People Upstairs
By Ogden Nash
(1902 – 1971)
The people upstairs all practise
ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the week.
When they take a shower, your ceilings leak.
They try to get their parties to mix
By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,
And when their fun at last abates,
They go to the bathroom on roller skates.
I might love the people upstairs more
If only they lived on another floor.
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A Word To Husbands
Also by Ogden
Nash.
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
Poor Ogden
died early of complications from Crohn's disease aggravated by severe food
poisoning (coleslaw “improperly prepared”).
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